Heat, 100% humidity and refreshing fruit smoothies.
Malé is definitely not a good place to drink a beer. I basically explored the entire city trying to find a beer. They have tropical fruit cocktails, but at 15.00 euros they're not worth it (even 10 euros would be too steep). Pricey, yes, but it is what it is. The curry is very good but be careful because it makes you drink a lot. Lots of mosquitos.